I swear we’re all going to die cuz of this Yahoo buying tumblr thing, or end up in a tumblr mental hospital….
I can see it now if yahoo gets tumblr..
is going to look throught Tumblr…..
and see how were all crazy and need help a.s.a.p………..so they call the government and what not then they look at tumblr and panic as well…..
so one day while were on tumblr blogging the site just shut down and you screen goes black…
then the military starts breaking in your home and looks for you…and your family panics about what going on…..
and you your just happy…….beacuse you know whats happening….the world has finally realized all the crazy people of the world are on tumblr and they’re there to take you away and to try and help you….which we all know they can’t…so when thay find you at your computer you just smile up at them and say something fandom related like ‘allons-y’…..
and they hand cuff you and everything and take you outside where you see other kids being taken to the same truck as you and you all look at each other and smile because they’re doing you a favor….they’ll put all of the tumblr people together and we’ll be more crazy than ever……and we will get crazyer….
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Lost-a-lot. Sir Lost-a-lot was the bravest and the most loyal knight at the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slayed and how he was going to win the war, and some of them began to wonder, “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, “I don’t believe Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories. He’s just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then, even the king began to wonder…
#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP